So I left that fire, and started a new one

All 36 of Ted’s Girls…minus one

• Stella
• Zoey
• Karen
• TGW beat Ted up (Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
• TGW ruined the photo with Slash (unnamed, “Say Cheese”)
• TGW made Ted get the butterfly tattoo (Amy, “Wait for It”)
• TGW shared a bed with her brother (Royce, “The Wedding Bride”)
• TGW did porn (Steph, “Return of the Shirt”)
• TGW ran over a hitchhiker (Jackie, “Return of the Shirt”)
• TGW crazy eyes (Jeanine, “Swarley”)
• TGW gave Ted throw pillows (Lauren, “Stuff”)
• TGW gave Ted a lamp (Allison, “Stuff”)
• TGW Ted gave 12 mixtapes to (Jeannie, “Stuff”)
• TGW “slept” with Barney first (Stacey, “Little Boys”)
• TGW wouldn’t stop talking (Cathy, “Spoiler Alert”)
• TGW Ted made out with on St. Patrick’s Day (Ashlee, “No Tomorrow”)
• TGW took Ted’s virginity (Molly, “First Time in New York”)
• TGW was using Ted to get back at her ex (Angie, “The Front Porch”)
• TGW was way too into sci-fi (the girl Lily impersonates as Darth Vader in “The Front Porch”)
• TGW Barney hired to play his wife (Margaret/Betty, “The Stinsons”)
• TGW Ted texted too soon (Holli, “The Three Days Rule”)
• TGW Ted went on two blind dates with (Jen, “Double Date”)
• TGW turned out to be a lesbian (Cindy, “Girls vs. Suits”)
• TGW name Ted can’t remember (Blah Blah, “How I Met Everyone Else”)
• TGW was a militant hippie vegan (Strawberry, “Say Cheese”)
• TGW Ted Naked-Manned, (Vicky, “The Naked Man”)
• TGW he had a three-way with (Trudy, “Third Wheel” and also “The Pineapple Incident”)
• TGW he also had a three-way with (Rachel, “Third Wheel”)
• TGW wore the Slutty Pumpkin costume (“Slutty Pumpkin”)
• TGW was the coat check girl (“Okay Awesome”)
• TGW Ted thought was a hooker (Mary, “Mary the Paralegal”)
• TGW Ted thought was his perfect match (unnamed, “Milk”)
• TGW Ted dumped on her birthday (also Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
• TGW kept Ted on the hook (Tiffany, “Hooked”)
• TGW worked at the GNB cafeteria (Louisa, “Old King Clancy”)
• TGW is always in a relationship (Maggie, “The Window”)
• TGW killed Ted’s turtle (unnamed, “Little Boys”)