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UHM, WHAT?!? This is really creepy Marshall and Lily

myinsanebrain:

FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE  1.12

Victoria will always and forever be my favorite, don’t care what you say.

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mishsquish:

Christmas came early this year.

FINALLY ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD

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Dr. Barney Stinson’s Free Brest Reduction Consultations

All 36 of Ted’s Girls…minus one

  • Stella
  • Zoey
  • Karen
  • TGW beat Ted up (Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW ruined the photo with Slash (unnamed, “Say Cheese”)
  • TGW made Ted get the butterfly tattoo (Amy, “Wait for It”)
  • TGW shared a bed with her brother (Royce, “The Wedding Bride”)
  • TGW did porn (Steph, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW ran over a hitchhiker (Jackie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW crazy eyes (Jeanine, “Swarley”)
  • TGW gave Ted throw pillows (Lauren, “Stuff”)
  • TGW gave Ted a lamp (Allison, “Stuff”)
  • TGW Ted gave 12 mixtapes to (Jeannie, “Stuff”)
  • TGW “slept” with Barney first (Stacey, “Little Boys”)
  • TGW wouldn’t stop talking (Cathy, “Spoiler Alert”)
  • TGW Ted made out with on St. Patrick’s Day (Ashlee, “No Tomorrow”)
  • TGW took Ted’s virginity (Molly, “First Time in New York”)
  • TGW was using Ted to get back at her ex (Angie, “The Front Porch”)
  • TGW was way too into sci-fi (the girl Lily impersonates as Darth Vader in “The Front Porch”)
  • TGW Barney hired to play his wife (Margaret/Betty, “The Stinsons”)
  • TGW Ted texted too soon (Holli, “The Three Days Rule”)
  • TGW Ted went on two blind dates with (Jen, “Double Date”)
  • TGW turned out to be a lesbian (Cindy, “Girls vs. Suits”)
  • TGW name Ted can’t remember (Blah Blah, “How I Met Everyone Else”)
  • TGW was a militant hippie vegan (Strawberry, “Say Cheese”)
  • TGW Ted Naked-Manned, (Vicky, “The Naked Man”)
  • TGW he had a three-way with (Trudy, “Third Wheel” and also “The Pineapple Incident”)
  • TGW he also had a three-way with (Rachel, “Third Wheel”)
  • TGW wore the Slutty Pumpkin costume (“Slutty Pumpkin”)
  • TGW was the coat check girl (“Okay Awesome”)
  • TGW Ted thought was a hooker (Mary, “Mary the Paralegal”)
  • TGW Ted thought was his perfect match (unnamed, “Milk”)
  • TGW Ted dumped on her birthday (also Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW kept Ted on the hook (Tiffany, “Hooked”)
  • TGW worked at the GNB cafeteria (Louisa, “Old King Clancy”)
  • TGW is always in a relationship (Maggie, “The Window”)
  • TGW killed Ted’s turtle (unnamed, “Little Boys”)

backseatoftheimpala:


if only…

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friendly-giant-mushroom:

Buttercup is back on HIMYM! And I’m not complaining- Ashley Williams is hilarious

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I miss her :( She was my favorite.
I wish she’d come back to HIMYM and wishes so deeply she’d turn out to be the mother, though it’s physically impossible.

I miss her :( She was my favorite.

I wish she’d come back to HIMYM and wishes so deeply she’d turn out to be the mother, though it’s physically impossible.

If you’re not scared you’re not taking a chance, then, if you’re not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing?
Ted Mosby