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myinsanebrain:

FAVORITE HIMYM MOMENT: ONE PER EPISODE  → 1.12

Victoria will always and forever be my favorite, don’t care what you say.

(Reblogged from myinsanebrain)

(Source: harrisgasm)

(Reblogged from old-pdunphy)

All 36 of Ted’s Girls…minus one

  • Stella
  • Zoey
  • Karen
  • TGW beat Ted up (Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW ruined the photo with Slash (unnamed, “Say Cheese”)
  • TGW made Ted get the butterfly tattoo (Amy, “Wait for It”)
  • TGW shared a bed with her brother (Royce, “The Wedding Bride”)
  • TGW did porn (Steph, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW ran over a hitchhiker (Jackie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW crazy eyes (Jeanine, “Swarley”)
  • TGW gave Ted throw pillows (Lauren, “Stuff”)
  • TGW gave Ted a lamp (Allison, “Stuff”)
  • TGW Ted gave 12 mixtapes to (Jeannie, “Stuff”)
  • TGW “slept” with Barney first (Stacey, “Little Boys”)
  • TGW wouldn’t stop talking (Cathy, “Spoiler Alert”)
  • TGW Ted made out with on St. Patrick’s Day (Ashlee, “No Tomorrow”)
  • TGW took Ted’s virginity (Molly, “First Time in New York”)
  • TGW was using Ted to get back at her ex (Angie, “The Front Porch”)
  • TGW was way too into sci-fi (the girl Lily impersonates as Darth Vader in “The Front Porch”)
  • TGW Barney hired to play his wife (Margaret/Betty, “The Stinsons”)
  • TGW Ted texted too soon (Holli, “The Three Days Rule”)
  • TGW Ted went on two blind dates with (Jen, “Double Date”)
  • TGW turned out to be a lesbian (Cindy, “Girls vs. Suits”)
  • TGW name Ted can’t remember (Blah Blah, “How I Met Everyone Else”)
  • TGW was a militant hippie vegan (Strawberry, “Say Cheese”)
  • TGW Ted Naked-Manned, (Vicky, “The Naked Man”)
  • TGW he had a three-way with (Trudy, “Third Wheel” and also “The Pineapple Incident”)
  • TGW he also had a three-way with (Rachel, “Third Wheel”)
  • TGW wore the Slutty Pumpkin costume (“Slutty Pumpkin”)
  • TGW was the coat check girl (“Okay Awesome”)
  • TGW Ted thought was a hooker (Mary, “Mary the Paralegal”)
  • TGW Ted thought was his perfect match (unnamed, “Milk”)
  • TGW Ted dumped on her birthday (also Natalie, “Return of the Shirt”)
  • TGW kept Ted on the hook (Tiffany, “Hooked”)
  • TGW worked at the GNB cafeteria (Louisa, “Old King Clancy”)
  • TGW is always in a relationship (Maggie, “The Window”)
  • TGW killed Ted’s turtle (unnamed, “Little Boys”)

backseatoftheimpala:


if only…

(Source: notagingeryet)

(Reblogged from notagingeryet)
“
If you’re not scared you’re not taking a chance, then, if you’re not taking a chance then what the hell are you doing?
Ted Mosby
“
When you date someone it’s like you’re taking one long course on who that person is and then when you break up all that stuff becomes useless. It’s the emotional equivalence of an English degree
Ted Mosby